How To Fix The Star Wars Prequels Part 2

Attack of the Clones premiered in May of 2002. The events in this film take place ten years after The Phantom Menace. Anakin is now an angsty 19 year old Jedi apprentice and Padme is a senator that hasn't aged at all. There is a plot to kill Padme so Anakin and Obi-Wan are sent by Palpatine to protect her. Events… » 3/04/14 12:20am 3/04/14 12:20am

How To Fix The Star Wars Prequels Part 1

The legends say that on May 19th 1999 there was a great disturbance in the Force. It was like tens of thousands of voices crying out in unison "What the f*@k is this?!" This was the entirely appropriate response of Star Wars fans to seeing The Phantom Menace. How else does one react when seeing Jake Lloyd as Darth… » 3/02/14 1:12am 3/02/14 1:12am